7Bone in Brighton – A taste of pure unadulterated joy

Let me tell you about the best burger I’ve ever had. No, scratch that, the best burger that ever existed in this universe. It’s found at 7Bone in Brighton (my mouth is watering just thinking about it) a place that has single handedly set the standard for what a burger should be. Juicy, greasy in all the right ways, cheesy, and so damn good it probably knocks a few years off your life, but honestly, worth it.

7Bone – The burger place Brighton deserves

First things first, if you’ve never been to 7Bone, you need to get yourself there immediately. Like, stop reading, get in your car, and just go. Located in the heart of Brighton along western road, or is it church road? I think it’s church road actually, or new church? this place has everything: chill vibes, banging food, and enough burger options to make you question whether or not you should order one of each just to try them all. (Answer: Yes, you should.)

The king of all burgers

Let’s talk about The Prince Charles Is Overrated (yes, that’s the name). This bad boy is a masterpiece of meaty perfection. A double cheeseburger loaded with American cheese, bacon, and their signature dirty sauce, this thing’s an artery clogging work of art. Every bite is like a love letter to your taste buds, while also a middle finger to your waistline. But we didn’t come here to count calories, we came to experience greatness.

I’ve eaten a lot of burgers in my time, and this one? It’s the GOAT. The balance of flavors is so good it’s basically witchcraft. The meat? Cooked perfectly. The cheese? Melted just right. And the bun? Soft but sturdy enough to hold it all together because nobody wants a burger that disintegrates halfway through. It’s got that just messy enough vibe, where you end up with sauce on your face but still look socially acceptable

The vibe: Always a good time with friends

This place isn’t just about the food, though that’s definitely why you go. It’s also got a laid back, no-nonsense vibe that makes it the perfect spot to eat with friends. Whether you’re drowning in the epicness of your burger or debating life choices over fries, 7Bone’s got that unpretentious atmosphere that makes you want to stay for another round (of food, obviously). And the staff are pretty sweet too

It’s one of those places where you can roll in mid-day, or just head there to catch up with friends who appreciate the finer things in life (like triple cooked fries and deep fried mac and cheese) Seriously, their sides are next-level too.

In conclusion: The burger that ruins all other burgers

In summary, 7Bone in Brighton isn’t just a burger joint, it’s a pilgrimage. A messy one at that.. Once you’ve had their food, all other burgers taste like lies. It’s a place where grease is the 6th love language, and the only thing more satisfying than devouring their burgers is doing it in good company. Trust me, once you’ve had a 7Bone burger, you’ll never look at burgers the same way again.

Now if you’ll excuse me, just writing this has made me hungry

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