Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to take you on a chaotic, ADHD fueled trip through my future to-do plans. There’s a lot of stuff to do, but hey, I’ve got this… I think. Let’s go. Can’t wait to get my assistant fucking hell
Website World Domination
- 🚀 Increase trust across my website project – How? Not sure yet, but I’ll get there.
- 🎨 Add portfolio (1hr) – 60 minutes? Maybe 2, who knows.
- 🎥 Add 2 min explainer video – Because everyone loves a good 2-minute “look how cool my website is” clip.
- 📧 Ask clients to add my links – Time to beg politely!
- 🔗 Check competitor backlinks – I’ll just slide into those sweet backlinks and take over.
- 🤝 Check out: Catchafire, VolunteerMatch, GrowthMentor – Apparently, I’m volunteering too now!
Future Business Mogul Moves
- 📋 Make a list of what I need – ADHD coach? Mark—find us some things, stat.
- 🧠 Executive function problems – Yep, nailed it.
- 📱 Social Media Marketing agency? – Easy money, right? RIGHT?!
- 🖥️ Aaron Makes Websites™ – Time to automate all the things!
- ✉️ Mailmeteor for outbound emails? Yup.
- 🛠️ Onlinejobs.ph – Virtual assistants, help meeeee.
- 🛠️ IT Support – “Please fix my computer, kthxbye.”
- 🎶 Suno.AI – Making songs? I’m adding “musical genius” to my list of titles.
Life Goals… Kinda
- ✍️ 44x Qualities I Want in a Partner – Let’s be real, the list is probably gonna include “likes tacos” and “tolerates my ADHD.”
- 🛠️ Buy reaper lock pick set – No idea what for, but why not?
- 🖼️ Photos for my room – Make it artsy, Aaron!
- 📸 Get Camera – For said artsy photos, of course.
- 📚 Healthy communication books – Maybe I should read one or two.
- 📱 New phone – The iPhone 47, probably.
- 💀 Super sad bods designs to sell – Emo merch? Sounds like a plan.
- 🎉 Message Jo about festival stuff – More fun, less stress.
Random Yet Important AF
- 🤖 Sintra.ai – Time to investigate this… thing?
- 🤖 AgentGPT – Gotta unleash the AI overlords.
- 🎧 Listen to Diary of an Entrepreneur – Learn while zoning out.
- 🗓️ Integrate Calendly into wedding thing – Because planning should feel fancy.
- 🍞 Buy bread to feed pigeons – Mallory, we’re feeding those birds!
- 💀 Lover across eyebrow tattoo – Bold move, bold move.
- 🔥 Power that sizzle – Whatever that means.
- 📚 Health, wealth, relationships – All the usual goals, obviously.
- 💭 Forward ridden – ???
- 🔮 Future – Very open to interpretation.
Creative Chaos
- 📘 Format Ebook for Shopify thing – “How to Build a Shopify Store and Not Lose Your Mind.”
- 🎨 Create Banner for Brighton Chamber – Big banners, big success?
- 📡 TracerDNB Website + 2-hour drone video – More drones, more fun.
- 🎧 Check out Suno on Spotify – Vibes required.
- 🎮 Check out Invade – Invasion imminent.
- ✈️ Book Affiliate World Europe (Barcelona) – World traveler vibes!
Home Base Shenanigans
- 🕵️♂️ Dark web buy Disney subs – Because who wants to pay full price?
- 🏥 Clinical Partners – ADHD diagnosis – Gotta speed this process up. TikTok brain isn’t waiting around.
So there you have it: Aaron’s ADHD-fueled future in one epic list. If I can do at least two things on this list, I’m calling it a win. Anyone resonate? Wish me luck… because I’m gonna need it! ✌️