In the quest for love, one of my books suggested that I reflect on the qualities that truly matter to me in a partner. This means I’ve thought about every relationship, and person, and what I want and what’s made it great for me. Of course.
For me, it’s about finding someone who embodies a rich blend of attributes, making every moment spent together feel meaningful and exciting. Inspired by the insights from my book, I’ve crafted a list of 44 qualities that I desire in my ideal partner.
This serves as a reminder to myself to never settle for anything less, even if it means I might be the last single friend at the dinner table, watching my friends swap baby stories while I sip my non-alchoholic wine and contemplate my life choices, like a spectator at a funeral of hopes and dreams.
Here’s what I want and have come up with
Profile of My Ideal Partner
Meet my ideal partner: a vibrant and adventurous soul with a zest for life that shines through her every action. She embraces her femininity while also sharing in my passions for music, travel, and the culinary arts. With a compassionate heart, a dark sense of humor, and a keen sense of assertiveness, she balances playfulness with emotional depth, making every conversation engaging and meaningful.
Whether we’re exploring a new city, sharing our favorite playlists, or simply enjoying a cozy night in with some animals, she thrives on connection, both with me and with the people who matter most in our lives. Inspired by my book’s advice to not settle for anything less, I know she will protect herself, stand her ground, and foster a bond built on mutual respect and trust. Together, we embark on a journey of growth, laughter, and endless adventures, while simultaneously contemplating how many bad decisions it takes to reach our goals.
44 Qualities of My Ideal Partner
- Affectionate – Shows love through physical touch and meaningful gestures, despite knowing that love is basically just a conspiracy between two emotionally unstable people.
- Reassuring – Always provides comfort and support, especially during tough times—because sometimes all you need is someone to hold your hand while you both spiral into existential dread.
- Girly – Embraces her femininity, bringing a lovely charm to our relationship, while simultaneously plotting world domination in her spare time.
- Sweet – Has a kind heart, genuinely caring for those around her, even when surrounded by chaos—like a kind-hearted butcher in a horror film.
- Communicative – Open about feelings and encourages discussions about issues, or as I like to call it, the art of emotional wrestling.
- Emotionally Available – Willing to share her thoughts and feelings without shutting down, unless she’s in one of those moods where silence is the most eloquent form of communication.
- Engaging – Connects well with my friends and family, valuing those relationships, as long as she doesn’t have to pretend to like their pets. Because animals are important to me
- Adventurous – Loves trying new experiences, whether it’s travel or dining—because nothing says “adventure” like questionable street food in a foreign country.
- Foodie – Enjoys exploring different cuisines and trying new restaurants with me, while we both secretly judge each other’s culinary choices like pretentious food critics.
- Open-Minded – Eager to explore new ideas and experiences, especially in music, because who doesn’t love a little avant-garde jazz mixed with death metal?
- Supportive – Encourages personal growth, sharing in dreams and aspirations, while also reminding me that my dreams of becoming a professional pillow tester might need some rethinking.
- Healthy Jealousy – Shows a bit of jealousy but trusts me completely—because a little jealousy is healthy, just like a little poison in your drink.
- Good Listener – Takes the time to truly hear me out and understand my thoughts, even if my thoughts are a tangled mess of existential crises.
- Probing – Asks meaningful questions that dive deeper into our conversations, kind of like a therapist, but one who actually wants to hear about your problems over a glass of wine.
- Text-Savvy – Prefers communicating via text, keeping conversations light and fun, because face-to-face confrontation is so last season.
- Understanding – Respects my need for space and is patient when I ask for it—because sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all.
- Curious – Eager to learn about me and share experiences together, preferably without a Google search on how to deal with emotional wrecks.
- Fun-Loving – Enjoys playful banter and has a light-hearted spirit—because every horror story needs a comic relief character.
- Empathetic – Relates to my feelings and experiences; emotionally intelligent enough to know when to nod and when to bring snacks.
- Passionate About Music – Shares my love for DNB, metal, rock, techno, and is open to exploring new genres
- Entrepreneurial Spirit – Interested in entrepreneurship and supports my ventures, all while reminding me that “failure” is just a stepping stone—on the path to your next existential crisis.
- Adventurous Driver – Loves spontaneous road trips and exploring new places together, even if it means getting lost in the middle of nowhere.
- Book Lover – Enjoys reading and discussing books, sharing favorite stories
- Gaming Enthusiast – Open to gaming together, sharing that fun interest, and maybe even kicking my butt in the process, because that’s how love is expressed, right?
- MMA Fan – Shares an interest in martial arts and appreciates my training, while secretly plotting how to defeat me if things go south.
- Resilient – Handles challenges well and supports me through mine, like a superhero with emotional baggage.
- Honest – Values transparency and integrity in our relationship, even when the truth is wrapped in sarcasm.
- Fun at Home – Enjoys cozy nights in, whether it’s movie marathons or board games, because who needs socializing when you have Netflix and snacks?
- Creative – Engages in writing or other creative outlets
- Compassionate – Shows kindness not only to me but to others as well, creating a warm environment
- Motivated – Has her own goals and ambitions, actively pursuing them while I question my life choices.
- Balanced – Knows how to have fun while maintaining seriousness when needed, kind of like a clown in a corporate meeting.
- Loyal – Values commitment and remains faithful in our relationship, while still keeping one eye on the exit.
- Intellectual – Enjoys deep conversations and exchanging ideas, even if those ideas occasionally border on the absurd.
- Spontaneous – Loves unplanned adventures and surprises, keeping life exciting—because who doesn’t love a good plot twist?
- Nature Lover – Appreciates the outdoors, enjoying hikes or beach days together
- Positive Attitude – Maintains an optimistic outlook, even during tough times—like a ray of sunshine in a horror movie.
- Reliable – Follows through on commitments and is dependable, proving that there’s still some sanity in this chaotic world.
- Inquisitive – Asks questions and is eager to learn about my experiences
- Kind-Hearted – Shows compassion to everyone around her, creating a warm environment while also plotting her revenge on annoying strangers.
- Non-Judgmental – Accepts me for who I am, respecting my choices and quirks—because who wouldn’t want to date a lovable disaster?
- Family-Oriented – Values family connections and traditions, wanting to build her own while trying not to reenact those awkward family gatherings.
- Adventurous Spirit – Embraces challenges and seeks out new experiences with me, like two characters in a romcom where bad decisions lead to great stories.
- Sense of Humor – Loves to laugh and doesn’t take life too seriously, making everyday moments enjoyable, because sometimes laughter is the best way to cope with the madness.
- Dark Humor – Enjoys a good laugh at life’s absurdities and can appreciate the lighter side of darker situations, because let’s face it—life’s a tragedy wrapped in a comedy.
- Animal Lover – Has a deep affection for animals and connects well with them, showcasing her nurturing side—even if those animals are plotting her downfall.
- Assertive – Can confidently say no to guys, setting clear boundaries and protecting herself without hesitation, like a knight defending her castle.
- Strong-Willed – Doesn’t take any nonsense and stands her ground, ensuring she is respected while reminding the universe that she’s not here for anyone’s nonsense.
So yeah, if anyone can tick all 44x, sign me up baby. Also Dall-E generated my a picture of my profiled new partner. Yep. Im sold.
